Cecily age: 18

TOP TEN REJECTION LINES GIVEN BY WOMEN - And What They Actually Mean.

10. I think of you as a brother. - You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance."

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. - You are one Jurrasic geezer.

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. - You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.

7. My life is too complicated right now. - I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.

6. I've got a boyfriend. - Who's really my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's.

5. I don't date men where I work. - Hey, bud, I wouldn't even date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.

4. It's not you, it's me. - It's not me, it's you.

3. I'm concentrating on my career. - Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.

2. I'm celibate. - I've sworn off only men like you.

...and the number one rejection line given by women - and what it actually means...

1. Lets be friends - I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have romances with. It's that male perspective thing.